VORTEX · The locker room reopens · Back by demand
ULTRA
MARINE.The Captain.
Black with an ultramarine strike. Calm on the outside, electric underneath. The kit for the one the whole squad lines up behind.
The squad gets in 24 hours before everyone else.
Doors open for everyone. Whatever the squad left behind.
Only while the drop runs. Then it goes back to €124.
Chapter one · the locker room was locked
We said it was archived.
“When it’s gone, it’s archived.”
When VORTEX sold out, we locked the kits in the back of the locker room and wrote those words. We meant every one of them.
You did not accept it. You kept knocking. Emails. DMs. Messages at 2 a.m. Some of you asked nicely. Some of you begged. Some of you told us, in detail, exactly what you would do in it. We read every single one.
It worked. The locker room reopens. Five cult colours, 30 complete kits of each, 150 in total. One more game, and then the door locks again.
Kit check
Suit up.
Full kit, one price.
Everything you need to step onto the pitch, into the club, or into whatever game you play after dark.
Built to be looked at
An athletic cut that hugs the chest and frames the shoulders. Your name, or the role you play, goes across your back.
Short, tight, zipped
Elastic waist, clean lines and two deep zipped pockets. For your keys. Or for someone else’s.
For when you end up on your knees
One random pair of KINKY LOCKED socks in every kit. Long, white, and ready for whatever position the game puts you in.
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Your position: The Captain
Cold colour. Electric intent.
Ultramarine cuts across the chest and down each leg like a charge. The Captain never raises his voice. He does not need to. One look across the locker room and the squad falls in line: kit on, eyes down, ready for orders.
No club crest. No team name. Just you, and the role you play.
Make it yours
Wear your name.
Or wear your role.
Put your nickname, your number or your role across your back. PUP. SIR. BRAT. 69. Let everyone behind you know exactly who they are dealing with.
Every personalisation is made from black liquid latex: deep black, very shiny, with a wet high-gloss finish, so your name catches the light just like the rest of your gear.
Fit check
Know your size before kick-off.
True to size and cut tight on purpose: athletic, body-contouring, nothing left to the imagination. With only 30 kits per colour, sizes go in minutes, so measure up before 10:00.
| Jersey / cm | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest | 92 | 96 | 100 | 108 | 112 | 116 |
| Length | 70 | 73 | 74 | 77 | 78 | 82 |
| Waist | 92 | 96 | 100 | 108 | 112 | 116 |
| Sleeve width | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33 | 35 |
| Shorts / cm | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waist | 66 | 70 | 76 | 80 | 86 | 92 |
| Waist max (elastic) | 92 | 94 | 98 | 100 | 108 | 112 |
| Length | 90 | 92 | 98 | 102 | 108 | 114 |
| Thigh | 58 | 60 | 62 | 64 | 66 | 72 |
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ULTRAMARINE BLUE / BLACK · The Captain
30 kits.
Then the door locks.
Five colours. 150 kits in total. When your size is gone, you are watching from the stands.
Pick your position
Who are you on this team?
Before you suit up
Locker room rules
What is in the kit?
A VORTEX football jersey, matching VORTEX shorts and one random pair of KINKY LOCKED socks. All three for €76 while the drop runs.
How long does the €76 price last?
Only during the drop. After that the kit goes back to €124. Begging is allowed. It just will not work twice.
Can I choose my socks?
No. The socks are picked for you. Learn to accept what you are given.
Will there be another restock?
This is it: 30 kits per colour. We broke our promise once because you begged so well. Do not count on it happening again.
How do I get in first?
Private training opens on 12.11 at 10:00 CET, 24 hours before kick-off, and only for newsletter subscribers. Join the squad: sign up for the KINKY LOCKED newsletter to get the link.
How is it shipped?
Discreetly. Plain packaging from Poland, with tracking. Nobody needs to know what is inside except you.
FALL IN LINE.
Be seen. Be sweaty. Be savage.
€76 · only 30 kits · The Captain
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